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Same guy who did the website, because I have to do literally effing everything around here.

Author Bio: 

I live in the Midwest. I have three sons. I like football, hockey, and cats. I listen to a lot of Japanese music and read a lot of books about aircraft. Fun fact: I got kicked out of the LDS church, so I bought a church of my own. I would like to be rich but not famous.

Contact Info:
You can drop me an e-mail to norsekhet-at-gmail (I trust you know how make that into an e-mail) especially if you want to buy the movie rights and make me rich.